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Fuck Milk 

The left over semen on your cock right after you have sex.
I hate that left over "fuck milk" when i put my pants on !!!
Fuck Milk by Fuck Milk Creator March 20, 2010
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moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus
I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?
moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fat-fuck milk 

White substance leaking from a fat set of moobs.
"The real scum of the Earth is left behind from your moobs dragging on the side walk leaving fat-fuck milk everywhere".
fat-fuck milk by Shartnipples August 26, 2011

shut the fuck up milk 

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
“Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
Shut the fuck up Milk.”

milk-fuck-junkie 

someone who has a glass or two of milf every fucking day. also someone who has a glass of milk after they have been outside for a while and have gotton parched and need a beverage.
Joe: I'm sweaty and thirsty, i need a drink. I'm gonna have some milk.
Brian: Milk is for breakfast only you milk-fuck-junkie!!!!
milk-fuck-junkie by Bob Builder October 27, 2004

fuckmilk 

Big stinky wets following a trail beneath its rear
I’ve got copious amounts of Fuckmilk on me
fuckmilk by Stickersflat February 11, 2021

Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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