fuck burger 

A dickish or asshole roommate

Carson stop being a fuck burger

fuck burger by BurntNewdlz February 17, 2019

Fuck a Burger 

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.

1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

Fuck a Burger by Youredoingitwrong March 1, 2009

loose burger cheeky fuck 

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.

"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

loose burger cheeky fuck by Achasers July 30, 2007

fuck bugger 

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS

oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it

fuck bugger by lad dude February 20, 2017

bugger fuck 

when the world turns its back on you, and when life deals you unfair cards.

the time it takes for aladdin and jasmine to finally get married.

bugger fuck by ogaiy June 15, 2003

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock 

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.

Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock by yahuh December 28, 2004

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways! 

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways! by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022