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Frumpalump

When an old frumpy person humps a tree and They scream so loud China can hear.. or if they're in china, America can hear :)
Me: LOOK AT THAT FRUMPALUMP BY THE WILLOW!
You: Uhhh... That's an old guy humping a tree....
by MMNNEEEEHHHH October 25, 2010
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trumpalump

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.
Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo
by No1nose March 20, 2017
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grumpalumpagus

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.
how goes it grumpalumpagus?
by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007
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frumpadump

To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.
Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy
Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.
by no1sandman April 17, 2016
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Grumpalumpagis

A person or animal in the state of grumpiness or despair.
Why is Laura being such a sad Grumpalumpagis?
by Rutilus Oculus March 29, 2009
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flumpawumps

A term created by Luna Lovegood , in a fanfiction .

Flumpawumps accumulate in teenage boys and make them do silly things such as: trip over their words near girls, follow blond haired boys around in the halls, or in rare cases boys will start to wear robes with weird moving objects in them and have creepy twinkling eyes.
The most common extraction is with the mouth.
AKA, a blowjob
Detaching her hand, she quickly devoured his fully erect wand whole. He gave a low moan, and in response she applied some suction and started bobbing her head back and forth; each motion punctuated with a rhythmic slurping noise.

Harry threw back his head and let out another loud grunt. Giving himself a few seconds to formulate a response, he then asked, "Luna – Oh Merlin! – what's a Flumpawump?"

Luna, as if not hearing him, continued to suck and caress his member in her mouth with her tongue.

Harry let out a low moan and before saying, "Luna?"

With a nice slow lick from base to tip, she stopped at the top. Gripping him firmly in her small hand, she started to pump his throbbing member once again.

Waiting a beat she answered, "Flumpawumps accumulate in teenage boys and make them do silly things such as: trip over their words near girls, follow blond haired boys around in the halls, or in rare cases boys will start to wear robes with weird moving objects in them and have creepy twinkling eyes. There is no cure if one were to let the Flumpawumps run rampant, so I'm sucking out the Flumpawumps while I still can." Taking a deep breath, she put her mouth back to work.
by Freddoyouhaveflumpawumpslol October 18, 2010
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