falumpalump 

a loose old lady's poon

I bet your whorish grandma has a falumpalump.

falumpalump by chichi theking June 12, 2007

fulumpadumps 

big floppy tittes
(usually sagging)

dam dat bitch got some fulumpadumps

fulumpadumps by nickthaprick August 13, 2008

flumpawumps 

A term created by Luna Lovegood , in a fanfiction .

Flumpawumps accumulate in teenage boys and make them do silly things such as: trip over their words near girls, follow blond haired boys around in the halls, or in rare cases boys will start to wear robes with weird moving objects in them and have creepy twinkling eyes.
The most common extraction is with the mouth.
AKA, a blowjob

Detaching her hand, she quickly devoured his fully erect wand whole. He gave a low moan, and in response she applied some suction and started bobbing her head back and forth; each motion punctuated with a rhythmic slurping noise.

Harry threw back his head and let out another loud grunt. Giving himself a few seconds to formulate a response, he then asked, "Luna – Oh Merlin! – what's a Flumpawump?"

Luna, as if not hearing him, continued to suck and caress his member in her mouth with her tongue.

Harry let out a low moan and before saying, "Luna?"

With a nice slow lick from base to tip, she stopped at the top. Gripping him firmly in her small hand, she started to pump his throbbing member once again.

Waiting a beat she answered, "Flumpawumps accumulate in teenage boys and make them do silly things such as: trip over their words near girls, follow blond haired boys around in the halls, or in rare cases boys will start to wear robes with weird moving objects in them and have creepy twinkling eyes. There is no cure if one were to let the Flumpawumps run rampant, so I'm sucking out the Flumpawumps while I still can." Taking a deep breath, she put her mouth back to work.

flumpawumps by Freddoyouhaveflumpawumpslol October 18, 2010

FRUMPALUMPAGOUS 

N. A woman who asks, "Do I look frumpy in this?"

She is a total frumpalumpagous. Where did she buy her clothes..in her great-grandmother's closet?

FRUMPALUMPAGOUS by LGBrit August 19, 2007

Frumpalumpakus

N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.

If Adam does not watch his weight, he will become a frumpalumpakus.

Frumpalumpakus by Luke January 15, 2004

Frumpalump 

When an old frumpy person humps a tree and They scream so loud China can hear.. or if they're in china, America can hear :)

Me: LOOK AT THAT FRUMPALUMP BY THE WILLOW!
You: Uhhh... That's an old guy humping a tree....

Frumpalump by MMNNEEEEHHHH October 25, 2010