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fruiton torpedoes 

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
fruiton torpedoes by Telephony March 18, 2020

Fruitin' Up 

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".
Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!
Fruitin' Up by Pollos H October 26, 2011

Fruitopia 

Hawaiian laws on gay-marriage have made it quite a fruitopia.

There are few fruitopias as notorious as San Francisco.

The well-known fruitopia of West Hollywood,(AKA "boystown") was the first city in the US to enact a law banning cat-declawing.
Fruitopia by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006

fruitknocker 

1: A person who knocks fruit.
2: A homosexual.
Maan your a fruitknocker.
fruitknocker by ben August 21, 2003
Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.
Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*
FruitSnak by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007

Run by fruiting 

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
Run by fruiting by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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