Fruitopia

Any gay-friendly community or region.
Hawaiian laws on gay-marriage have made it quite a fruitopia.

There are few fruitopias as notorious as San Francisco.

The well-known fruitopia of West Hollywood,(AKA "boystown") was the first city in the US to enact a law banning cat-declawing.

by Ruhbee! August 09, 2006
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Agooglist

One who does not believe in Google.
Jesus's family computer died in a fire in 1998 and with it his faith. He argues absence of evidence is evidence of absence and considers himself a strong agooglist.
by Ruhbee! October 14, 2007
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Agoognostic

One who believes there is not enough evidence to neither prove nor disprove the existance of Google.
Terrance, a chronic fence-sitter in all public debates, is a great businessman who avoids controversy by finding and massaging the common bone in everyone he meets. It is unclear what is at the center of his scientific compass, but when asked his position on Google, he replied he was agoognostic.
by Ruhbee! October 14, 2007
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coathanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008
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Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 05, 2008
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Title 9

A well-deserved lashing(physical or verbal) issued to a female.

This is not to be confused with wife-beating, spousal abuse or unwarranted attack. A "title IX" occurs when the actions of a violent or disrespectful female are reciprocated with the same reactions a man would have received.
Jerry: "Hey Steve, what the heck happened to your girlfriend's eye? She looks like she got dominated!"

Steve: "Oh yeah, she slapped me the other night during an argument so I issued her a title 9. She's not getting any sympathy from anyone(despite her best efforts) so I think she learned her lesson...."
by Ruhbee! May 05, 2008
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Empire Smurf Building

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.
Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.
by Ruhbee! September 07, 2006
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