fruitonomer

One who spends an above average amount of time studying the habits of either "the gays" or exotic fruit

Typically characterized by a desire to hang out in gay bars, Whole Foods, or the produce section.

I always suspected that Jules was a fruitonomer, and my suspicions were confirmed when she told me she had watched "Brokeback Mountain" 348 times in the last year.

by Suzy Sunburn July 22, 2014