Carnie

Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak

Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.

by Great Sacandaga Lake September 19, 2007

Carnie

Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.

I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.

by pseudonymistaken April 10, 2014

Carnie

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers

Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!

by Carnieclockwatcher June 21, 2005

carny

1. freak

2. shortform for carnival

3. Someone who works at a carnival

I saw an extremely fat and tugley carny with unusually small eyes which got much bigger when it smelled my popcorn.

Want to go to the carny?

That nice carny over there gave me a discount on cotton candy.

by CannyVanni January 05, 2011

carny

A carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for companionship.

That carny is sooo skanky

by Megan August 26, 2004

carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005

Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C June 19, 2007