fruital 

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

fruital by Michael January 10, 2005

Fruital 

When all the capabilities of producing fruit are present

My pineapple plant took two years but is is now fruital.

Fruital by Punkin ok November 16, 2018

Social Fruitfly 

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

Social Fruitfly by angry social worker July 10, 2010

Fruitality 

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

social fruitfly 

Someone that hangs around certain people for popularity, usually annoying them also, so they talk about her behind her back. But she loves it.

Jessica: "Who was that girl that wouldn't go away?"

Abi: "That's Lisa. she's a total social fruitfly."

social fruitfly by pretty immense kid July 22, 2010

fruitloop dingus 

Someone who is nerdy and stupid who gets on your nerves by their chipmunk cheeks and their inability to be a good player. Made popular by Zach Rance on #BigBrother #bb16

Zach: I've nominated you Nicole and you Victoria for eviction... ya fruitloop dingus

fruitloop dingus by shadyboots88 August 1, 2014

Fritalia 

A Friday night at a local establishment that bestows extremely cheap drinks on its local patrons which while unpredictable, always results in a dreamlike experience.

Dude I got so Fritalia’d last night I woke up at a loading dock of a greenhouse with one sandal.

Apparently I did too many jagerbombs on Fritalia I couldn’t stop shaking for two days.. I felt like Michael J Fox

Man, who’s idea was it to power hour at the bar on Fritalia.. I got kicked out before 11

Where did all my money go last night?..... Fritalia

Fritalia by Buttmucker September 16, 2011