Frotage
The act of rubbing ones genitals on inanimate objects to induce ejaculation and/or acheive pleasureable sensations.
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phallus fromage
the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma
phallus fromage by BzzMxn January 24, 2019
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Omelette du fromage
The amazing phrase from Dexter's laboratory in the episode "The Big Cheese", when he listens to a French recording overnight to learn said language. This consequentially gets stuck on repeat, on this phrase. The next day all he can say is "omelette du fromage", actually working to his advantage in everything he does (except at the end, when his lab blows up).
Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".
Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."
Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".
Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."
Mike: I only know one french word. Actually a phrase: Omelette du fromage.
Sarah: Dexter's lab?
Mike: Dexter's lab!
Sarah: Hahahaha!!
Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!
Sarah: 'o.O?
Mike: Jk.
Sarah: -.-
Sarah: Dexter's lab?
Mike: Dexter's lab!
Sarah: Hahahaha!!
Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!
Sarah: 'o.O?
Mike: Jk.
Sarah: -.-
Omelette du fromage by MrSchwab December 12, 2009
frotagonist
Ya dude, Jeremy is like my fav frotagonist. He brings an unruly amount of hair and drama into my boring existence.
frotagonist by cloneswilleatme April 3, 2017
C'est fromage
Fake-for-fun mistaken pronunciation of the french term “C’est domage,” meaning “That’s too bad.”
Fromage is the french word for cheese.
The fun part of it is saying it in context and deadpan sincerity. You say it in mixed company that includes at least one person who knows some french.
When they hear you say, “Oh well, c’est fromage” they instantly notice that your attempt to throw in a little french for conversation colour... failed in a way that is funny to hear, but could prove to be embarrassing if they point it out to you.
However, people don’t want to embarrass other people. But because “c’est fromage” enters the brain so quickly as a funny error, most people don’t have time to stop their little chuckle at your expense. Then they are kind of forced to explain why they are laughing at you.
So it’s an impishly fun way to watch people squirm a little with how to react to you as they try to figure out whether or not your mistake was intentional. It usually shows you how natural and honest someone feels while they are with you.
Fromage is the french word for cheese.
The fun part of it is saying it in context and deadpan sincerity. You say it in mixed company that includes at least one person who knows some french.
When they hear you say, “Oh well, c’est fromage” they instantly notice that your attempt to throw in a little french for conversation colour... failed in a way that is funny to hear, but could prove to be embarrassing if they point it out to you.
However, people don’t want to embarrass other people. But because “c’est fromage” enters the brain so quickly as a funny error, most people don’t have time to stop their little chuckle at your expense. Then they are kind of forced to explain why they are laughing at you.
So it’s an impishly fun way to watch people squirm a little with how to react to you as they try to figure out whether or not your mistake was intentional. It usually shows you how natural and honest someone feels while they are with you.
“Oh well. C'est fromage.”
“C’est fromage? That’s cheese?”
“What did I say? Fromage? Oh jeez, I meant domage.”
“No you didn’t.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“C’est fromage? That’s cheese?”
“What did I say? Fromage? Oh jeez, I meant domage.”
“No you didn’t.”
“No, I didn’t.”
C'est fromage by PJMac July 21, 2012
frottage
frot, tribadism, dry humping, or any other no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private
frottage by annonymous July 10, 2004
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