Frosty the SnoWoman 

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....

They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....

Frosty the SnoWoman by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022

Frosty The Snowman 

A game, where you get 4 of your friends, mostly guys, or girls who can squirt, where you all jack off into a hat(top hat is preferable), and the last person to cum, or the person who can't cum into the hat has to wear the hat in resembling a melting snow man.

Me and the guys played Frosty The Snowman last night, it wasn't fun.

Frosty The Snowman by Tuxedo Ray April 7, 2013

Frosty the Snowman 

A middle aged snowman that smokes a pipe and wears no pants in front of children

WATCH OUT! COVER YO EYES KIDS HERE COMES FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!

Frosty the Snowman by REDAVACODOS December 29, 2019

Frosty the snowman 

A demon possessed snowman that likes little children.

He was going for my ass like frosty the snowman would!

Frosty the snowman by ABiggerNigger March 11, 2020

Frosty the Snowman 

Noun

1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.

Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"

"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."

Frosty the Snowman by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Frosty the Snowman 

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

Frosty the Snowman by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003

Frosty the Snowman 

When having sex with a chick, pull out and insert your favorite flavored Popsicle into the vagina. thus having vag flavored as you like. precede to fuck her with the Popsicle until she cums or the Popsicle completely melts.
proceed to eat out favorite flavor.

Clement gave Elenor the Frosty the Snowman this weekend hiking.

Frosty the Snowman by DU4thFloorSouth October 2, 2009