15 definitions by Tom Zappacosta

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.

by Tom Zappacosta October 8, 2003

badwrong

adj.: far worse than bad; far worse than wrong.

Killing people is badwrong.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 3, 2003

Droopy

n. (slang) - 1) a penis that continues to point downward when erect or 2) a penis that starts downward at the base and curves back up when erect

Ken's Droopy really freaked his girlfriend out at first but it hit all the right spots in the end.

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

kick it up a notch

1. v. - what you have done if you have administered a Lagasse alarm. See also Emeril.

Zeke is sleeping so peacefully over there ... time to kick it up a notch! Muwahahahaha!

by Tom Zappacosta May 18, 2004