v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)
by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003
1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)
The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.
by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003
by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.
by Tom Zappacosta October 03, 2003
Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.
by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."
After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.
by Tom Zappacosta September 28, 2003
v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.
That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!
by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003