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Fritschy Hole 

The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.
I fucked a fritschy hole a while back, I lost the condom in there...
Fritschy Hole by d-bag 6983 September 24, 2009

fritsche 

a hott momma, beautiful, lovely, perfect, everyone wants to be them
yo you a fritsche yo! you bangin!
fritsche by markiwarkie August 17, 2006
The most interesting man in the world. AKA. Big boss daddy.
Guy:Did you see those girls?
Guy2: yeah bro, but fitzchews here.
Guy: oh well let's get out of here he's god.
fitzchew by PROGOD November 9, 2013

Frietsched 

To be at a party and give someone a blowjob in the guest bathroom while others are waiting to pee.
We frietsched that bathroom. **high five**
Frietsched by Ryl33 April 17, 2020
The Greatest Last Name you could ever Have. Sounds like Bitch OR Snitch Commony confused .
" Hey LOOK its tommy fritsch"
"Tommy's a snitch?!!!"
"No Fritsch!"
"Who you callin' Bitch!, BITCH!"
Fritsch by hahaBlahDblah March 5, 2009

Fritsche 

verb- To call someone out of one class and into another without much, if any, notice.
Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
Fritsche by FireShark October 21, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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