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Fritsche 

verb- To call someone out of one class and into another without much, if any, notice.
Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
Fritsche by FireShark October 21, 2011

Fritsche 

Slang term for green Zaza used in rural parts in Europe
I asked the men at the old shed "Do you have some delicious Fritsche with you ?"

The men replied "I do." and handed me a bag of sweet sweet Fritsche

I continued to smoke that Fritsche till nothing was left

Fritschy Hole 

The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.
I fucked a fritschy hole a while back, I lost the condom in there...
Fritschy Hole by d-bag 6983 September 24, 2009

Frietsched 

To be at a party and give someone a blowjob in the guest bathroom while others are waiting to pee.
We frietsched that bathroom. **high five**
Frietsched by Ryl33 April 17, 2020
The Greatest Last Name you could ever Have. Sounds like Bitch OR Snitch Commony confused .
" Hey LOOK its tommy fritsch"
"Tommy's a snitch?!!!"
"No Fritsch!"
"Who you callin' Bitch!, BITCH!"
Fritsch by hahaBlahDblah March 5, 2009
An example of what a Fritsch would say:

"OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!"
Fritsch by danniearoma January 14, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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