fitzchew

The most interesting man in the world. AKA. Big boss daddy.

Guy:Did you see those girls?
Guy2: yeah bro, but fitzchews here.
Guy: oh well let's get out of here he's god.

by PROGOD November 9, 2013

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017