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Fritsche 

verb- To call someone out of one class and into another without much, if any, notice.
Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
Fritsche by FireShark October 21, 2011

Fritsche 

Slang term for green Zaza used in rural parts in Europe
I asked the men at the old shed "Do you have some delicious Fritsche with you ?"

The men replied "I do." and handed me a bag of sweet sweet Fritsche

I continued to smoke that Fritsche till nothing was left

Fritschy Hole 

The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.
I fucked a fritschy hole a while back, I lost the condom in there...
Fritschy Hole by d-bag 6983 September 24, 2009

Frietsched 

To be at a party and give someone a blowjob in the guest bathroom while others are waiting to pee.
We frietsched that bathroom. **high five**
Frietsched by Ryl33 April 17, 2020
The Greatest Last Name you could ever Have. Sounds like Bitch OR Snitch Commony confused .
" Hey LOOK its tommy fritsch"
"Tommy's a snitch?!!!"
"No Fritsch!"
"Who you callin' Bitch!, BITCH!"
Fritsch by hahaBlahDblah March 5, 2009
An example of what a Fritsch would say:

"OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!"
Fritsch by danniearoma January 14, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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