Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.