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fritsche 

a hott momma, beautiful, lovely, perfect, everyone wants to be them
yo you a fritsche yo! you bangin!
fritsche by markiwarkie August 17, 2006
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Fritsche 

verb- To call someone out of one class and into another without much, if any, notice.
Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
Fritsche by FireShark October 21, 2011

Fritsche 

Slang term for green Zaza used in rural parts in Europe
I asked the men at the old shed "Do you have some delicious Fritsche with you ?"

The men replied "I do." and handed me a bag of sweet sweet Fritsche

I continued to smoke that Fritsche till nothing was left

Fritschy Hole 

The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.
I fucked a fritschy hole a while back, I lost the condom in there...
Fritschy Hole by d-bag 6983 September 24, 2009

Frietsched 

To be at a party and give someone a blowjob in the guest bathroom while others are waiting to pee.
We frietsched that bathroom. **high five**
Frietsched by Ryl33 April 17, 2020
The Greatest Last Name you could ever Have. Sounds like Bitch OR Snitch Commony confused .


" Hey LOOK its tommy fritsch"
"Tommy's a snitch?!!!"
"No Fritsch!"
"Who you callin' Bitch!, BITCH!"
Fritsch by hahaBlahDblah March 5, 2009
An example of what a Fritsch would say:

"OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!"
Fritsch by danniearoma January 14, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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