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Fritish Empire 

An empire that was around from 1699 to 1715, created when the French and the British decided to join forces, it was ruled by King Louis Charles XXVIII, a random man who decided that he wanted to be the twenty eighth of a random name. The Fritish Empire collapsed when a Frenchman insulted a Britishman's crumpet making skills.
Charles: Do you wanna remake the Fritish Empire?
Mark: Who'd be the King Louis Charles XXIX?
Charles: Who says it had to be a king?
Fritish Empire by MixingTwix April 5, 2023
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People of both Irish and French descent and backgrounds. Usually passionately enjoy drinking and eating good food.

Are known to be complainers (due mainly to the French side) but to have a sense of humor about it (the Irish side).

French and Irish cultures historically have shared affinities and endeavors, namely military and religious, as well as artistic.
Of course I'm short-tempered, I'm Frirish!
Frirish by cocolafort September 12, 2009
Semi-fit; kind of fit; someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food.
She likes to eat a lot of food but she's fitish.
Fitish by theroxy May 12, 2016
Classy Drunks!
She's Frirish allright-she still looks smashing - even when smashed!
Frirish by Scousefrog May 7, 2011
Something that turns you off so much, it creeps you out.
guy 1: Dude, I don't understand people who have foot fetishes. Feet just make my skin crawl!
guy 2: Sounds like you have a foot fretish!
fretish by luluachoo March 20, 2010

fritshit 

Taking a shit while eating fritos (specifically Honey barbecue twist fritos)
In school, John went to the bathroom and took a fritshit, he was eating fritos while shitting in the stall.
fritshit by fritshitman September 14, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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