An empire that was around from 1699 to 1715, created when the French and the British decided to join forces, it was ruled by King Louis Charles XXVIII, a random man who decided that he wanted to be the twenty eighth of a random name. The Fritish Empire collapsed when a Frenchman insulted a Britishman's crumpet making skills.
Charles: Do you wanna remake the Fritish Empire?
Mark: Who'd be the King Louis Charles XXIX?
Charles: Who says it had to be a king?
Mark: Who'd be the King Louis Charles XXIX?
Charles: Who says it had to be a king?
by MixingTwix April 5, 2023
Fritish people are people who speak both French and British, who often come from France, but have a British ancestry. Most of them have both French and British passports, and speak both languages fluently.
by EddieGayForLoki August 5, 2023