fritis

A chronic condition where a worker can't focus on anything but the upcoming Friday and ensuing weekend.

It's going to be a rough week when your fritis kicks in on a Tuesday.

Fritis is at it's worst on Friday mornings.

by CT4 June 16, 2018

fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

by 3jt October 22, 2011

Fratisfied

1. The state of happiness one gets from a fraternity related activity.

2. The sense of happiness a frat guy gets from simple joy. Examples: Natty, Sweet Tits, BJ's, a BBQ that has all of the above.

Dude, I couldn't have been more fratisfied after I scored that beej on top of the keg shell.

by Peter Irwin January 3, 2009

Frirish

People of both Irish and French descent and backgrounds. Usually passionately enjoy drinking and eating good food.

Are known to be complainers (due mainly to the French side) but to have a sense of humor about it (the Irish side).

French and Irish cultures historically have shared affinities and endeavors, namely military and religious, as well as artistic.

Of course I'm short-tempered, I'm Frirish!

by cocolafort September 12, 2009

fritoscrunch

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.

You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Fritos Effect

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

by DXL Spin February 11, 2012