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Friendwich 

To cause or effect the influence of parasitic co-workers or any other acquaintanceship; especially with those of sly "mockingbird-brainers" calling themselves friends. Essentially a camaraderie than companionship.
His life was friendwiched by the conniving mates in his department who were sly enough to abuse naïveness.
Friendwich by Nãvnã June 2, 2011
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Friendfiction 

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.
Friendfiction by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Friedrich Engels

Born in November 28, 1820 ,Friedrich Engels was a German philosopher, communist, social scientist, journalist, businessman and son of a wealthy bourgeois owner of large textiles factories. Engels co-authored the Manifesto of the Communist party or also known as Communist Manifesto with Marx and also supported him financially.
''Just as Darwin discovered the law of development of organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of development of human history: the simple fact, hitherto concealed by an overgrowth of ideology, that mankind must first of all eat, drink, have shelter and clothing, before it can pursue politics, science, art, religion, etc.''
-Friedrich Engels
literally the coolest guy I ever met
Friedrich is literally the coolest guy I ever met
Friedrich by cj48 February 23, 2021

Friendsick 

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.
My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.
Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018
An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.
Friedrich is a Name of a person who is the biggest moffuga in this galaxie:
He have the money, He have the girls, HE IS THE BOSS!!!!Don't fuck with him dude.
Friedrich:"I'm the BOSS!"
Franky:" Yes, I know."
Friedrich by Johannes Baumhart January 4, 2017