Frencum

When you wank into a sock while a French man takes photos and tickles you

Man i Frencum so hard last night

by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

The Dirty Frenchman

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"

"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"

by tofubot June 12, 2009

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003

Favorite Fighting Frenchman

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...

"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

by x.america_the_hero.x January 5, 2017

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.

Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

by Existential Beret April 20, 2017

frenum

the skin right under the head of the penis on the underside

I am thinking about piercing my frenum

by PartayinUrPanTs August 5, 2003