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Frankengina 

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."
Frankengina by kajoe March 8, 2007
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Frankengina 

1. A deformed or disgusting looking,smelling, or tasting vagina.

2. When bowling and you recieve a split of two pins that are not directly to the left or right of eachother.
1. "I didnt fuck that bitch last night, because when she was naked i looked down and she had a frankengina."
2. "Haha, dude you just got a Frankengina!"
Frankengina by Drewsthestud December 16, 2006

Frankengina 

What happens when a guy really fucks up your vagina irreparably and has erectile dysfunction. Not a pretty sight. Scariest vagina ever.
oh yeah it's a frankengina mibad
Frankengina by victimoffrankengina November 10, 2010

frankensnatch 

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.
Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.
frankensnatch by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.
They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?
Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankengun 

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.
Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.
Frankengun by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

frankenfinger 

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.
In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand
frankenfinger by aero-instability October 9, 2010