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Frankengina 

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."
Frankengina by kajoe March 8, 2007
Words you can keep

Frankengina 

1. A deformed or disgusting looking,smelling, or tasting vagina.

2. When bowling and you recieve a split of two pins that are not directly to the left or right of eachother.
1. "I didnt fuck that bitch last night, because when she was naked i looked down and she had a frankengina."
2. "Haha, dude you just got a Frankengina!"
Frankengina by Drewsthestud December 16, 2006

Frankengina 

What happens when a guy really fucks up your vagina irreparably and has erectile dysfunction. Not a pretty sight. Scariest vagina ever.
oh yeah it's a frankengina mibad
Frankengina by victimoffrankengina November 10, 2010

frankensnatch 

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.
Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.
frankensnatch by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.
They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?
Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankengun 

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.
Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.
Frankengun by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

frankenfinger 

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.
In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand
frankenfinger by aero-instability October 9, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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