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Frankenpenis

Movie created and directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt as the Frankenpenis due to a very publicized sexual assault in 1993 by John's wife wherein she cut off half of his penis and it had to be surgically re-attached.

Movie was, of course, post surgery.

Movie was NOT based off of Ron Jeremy's penis as often thought by the general public.
Frankenpenis became an idea because of a severed, fully operational penis.
by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010
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Frankenpenis

Ron Jeremy's schlong. Also a character in one of his movies: Dr. Frankenpenis.
Ron J. and his Frankenpenis.
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.
-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.
by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009
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Frankensense

Writing a message using the predictive text suggestions on your phone until it starts repeating itself. Usually this is achieved by using only one of the 3 positions typically given for suggestions (left, middle, right).
Entirely Frankensense - It's basically a little bit of time without a coat on the group it happened to me in a couple of hours and then they were on sale. It's just one of those things that are appreciative for the results of the macbooks. It's probably OK but maybe I should just go to bed.
by deathspulse August 16, 2019
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Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!
Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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frankpenis

A lazy guy that talks like a garbage truck
<teacher> Frankpenis
<frankpenis> present!
by Kingcout March 22, 2004
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Frankensense

Public officials that have enough common sense to resign when they have eoght or more accusers of sexual misconduct
Al had enough Frankensense to quit as Senator when eight women came out of the woodwork accusing him of groping.
by Bad Girl Kelly December 9, 2017
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