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fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.
Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.
fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014
Francien has the best fashion sense. Everyone loves her except those who are envious. She is beautiful and knows how to make people smile. She is very creative in her day to day activities and tries to do things in ways never been done before.
that francien cooks toast with plastic. boom boom pow!
francien by njisawesome August 18, 2010
When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.
person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.
Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

flaccident 

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.
flaccident by txkd April 28, 2019

Fagcident 

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.
I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

Frackcident 

An accident involving Fracking.
Thanks to the "Halliburton Loophole" created by Dick Cheney more and more "Frackcidents" continue to occur nationwide.
Frackcident by Deja DeMoss May 20, 2013