An oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. A fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.

That story was a load of fozzie

fozzie by thelorddd November 9, 2011

Dirty Fozzie

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."

Dirty Fozzie by Mindcrime December 23, 2012

Dirty Fozzie

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.

Dirty Fozzie by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017

Fozzey

Fozzey is a man who everyone absolutely loves and adores. He is super sexy, and has great hair. He has such a big heart and cares for many people. He is down to earth and very humble. Do not let Fozzey out of your sight because if you do he will run.

“Where can I find myself a guy who is sexy, and has a good personality?” “Go find yourself a Fozzey!”

Fozzey by Harmon_yy March 12, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026