Fozzue 

(Adjective) To be cool.

#1: Amber your outfit is sooo fozzue.

Fozzue by Amber Soll May 23, 2018

Fozzie Bear 

When, during the act of sexual intercourse, instead of moaning, the individual shouts or exclaims "Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!"

Last night, my girlfriend went all fozzie bear on me.

Fozzie Bear by fozziebear30 December 17, 2008

fozzie 

An oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. A fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.

That story was a load of fozzie

fozzie by thelorddd November 9, 2011

Dirty Fozzie 

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."

Dirty Fozzie by Mindcrime December 23, 2012

Dirty Fozzie 

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.

Dirty Fozzie by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

Fozzie Moopet 

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017

Fozzey 

Fozzey is a man who everyone absolutely loves and adores. He is super sexy, and has great hair. He has such a big heart and cares for many people. He is down to earth and very humble. Do not let Fozzey out of your sight because if you do he will run.

“Where can I find myself a guy who is sexy, and has a good personality?” “Go find yourself a Fozzey!”

Fozzey by Harmon_yy March 12, 2019