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An oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. A fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.
That story was a load of fozzie
by thelorddd November 09, 2011
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A feral Australian. Usually this Australian will wear board shorts and thongs while styling their hair in a 'Surfer' manner. They are generally feral and come from the lower society.
Bob: 'Hey look! There's a Fozzie on the beach'
John: 'FOZZIE MATE'
Fozzie: 'Shut up, mate'
by Bob Johnson2009 October 13, 2009
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an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.
That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest
by michael July 01, 2004
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an ugly fuckweed who likes to suck off babies and touch up cows
'Did you see that dude who shoved his hand in that cow while sucking off a baby!'

'Yeah dude he's such a fozzie, lets rape him'
by Th31337p0p3 May 20, 2009
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