fozzie

An oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. A fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.

That story was a load of fozzie

by thelorddd November 9, 2011

Fozzie

A feral Australian. Usually this Australian will wear board shorts and thongs while styling their hair in a 'Surfer' manner. They are generally feral and come from the lower society.

Bob: 'Hey look! There's a Fozzie on the beach'
John: 'FOZZIE MATE'
Fozzie: 'Shut up, mate'

by Bob Johnson2009 October 14, 2009

fozzie

an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

by michael July 1, 2004

Fozzie Bear

When, during the act of sexual intercourse, instead of moaning, the individual shouts or exclaims "Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!"

Last night, my girlfriend went all fozzie bear on me.

by fozziebear30 December 17, 2008

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

fozzie Bear

A broad who hasn't shaved in a while.

Oh my damn! This bitch legs look like fozzie bear!

by aurora83 January 17, 2009

Dirty Fozzie

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."

by Mindcrime December 23, 2012