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Fozzey is a man who everyone absolutely loves and adores. He is super sexy, and has great hair. He has such a big heart and cares for many people. He is down to earth and very humble. Do not let Fozzey out of your sight because if you do he will run.
“Where can I find myself a guy who is sexy, and has a good personality?” “Go find yourself a Fozzey!”
Fozzey by Harmon_yy March 12, 2019
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fozzy bear impression 

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise
I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night
fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010
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A Subaru Forester that was made before 2009
Fozzy by Fozzyguy May 23, 2018

dirty fozzy

When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
"Neither of us have shaved in a month so it was a real dirty fozzy"

"That's fucking gross!!!"
dirty fozzy by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014
One of the greatest Metal bands ever. I've never been a fan of CHris Jericho, but his bands rocks!
If you've never heard them go to fozzyrock.com
Fozzy by Kristina Delonge July 2, 2004
When you take something good and ruin it
Making a nice car look shit... Fozzed it

Getting a joke wrong when telling it... Fozzed it

Shit remix of a good song... Fozzed it
Fozzed by god5532 September 5, 2011
Fozzy is a furry Hobo
Nice pr0n Fozzy, you furry bastard
fozzy by BadgerRapist January 17, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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