Additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during sexual relations.
Get the fornipad, my roomate will be pissed if i ruin another couch with my ass sweat
Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.
"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."
This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.
Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.
When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.
In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!