by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009
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Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.
"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."
This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.
This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.
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1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.
2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior
can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word
1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.
2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior
can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word
Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.
Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.
Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.
by Rebe September 8, 2005
Get the fornitura mug.Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.
"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"
"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014
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In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
by mishthefish September 9, 2009
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