Fornitard 

Someone who is crap at sex

Dude! sydney was such a Fornitard she couldnt even suck on my ballsack right!

Fornitard by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009

Fornipad 

Additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during sexual relations.

Get the fornipad, my roomate will be pissed if i ruin another couch with my ass sweat

Fornipad by Brigash July 9, 2010

Furniturd

Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.

"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."

This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.

Furniturd by toast_melba August 27, 2011

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

Fortard by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

fornitura 

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word

Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.

fornitura by Rebe September 8, 2005

Fortarded 

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

Fortarded by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

forgetard 

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009