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fornicatard

A cheating spouse who is experiencing a mid-life crisis and then attempts to screw over his ex-wife by not handing over her half of entitled money, then in the process, he retardedly fucks himself over since he now is paying more than if he would have just given her her part from the beginning.
John is so fornicatarded. He thought he got Colleen on that one, but god was he wrong. Idiot!
fornicatard by The Sisters Six September 4, 2007
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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"
Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

fornicatable 

Damn, he's fornicatable!

Fornicatorium 

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by
with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium
Fornicatorium by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009

Fornicatastrophe 

(for/nik/a/tast/trophy)
During fornication an event that ranges from extreme misfortune to utter ruin; absolute failure associated with fornication. also applies to situations immediately preceding or following fornication.
kyle was anal fucking his girlfriend on the couch at her parents house. A fornicatastrophe occured when he pulled out, because she shit all over the clean white couch. Her parents returned 2 hours later.
Fornicatastrophe by Georgian February 22, 2009

Serial Fornicator 

A serial fornicator is someone who has sex regularly with multiple or random partners.
Serial Fornicator by Lady Raye September 23, 2009