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forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
by mishthefish September 9, 2009
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freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.
"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."
by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021
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forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 when I was talking to a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with memorabilia.
Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.
by Goodmalood December 12, 2008
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fretard

quit being a fretard
by julian pearl October 31, 2011
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Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook
Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.
by PdxJosh March 30, 2013
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forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 in my feverish imagination when I was confronted by a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with meaningless memorabilia. I saw nothing memorable or valuable about much of his stuff and chose to redefine it.
Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
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Fornitard

Dude! sydney was such a Fornitard she couldnt even suck on my ballsack right!
by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009
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