foretard
Someone who lacks the ability to fluently speak with peers, due to being foreign, retarded, or some combination of the two.
foretard by bentglasstube June 12, 2009
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Fortarded
Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.
"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"
"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
Fortarded by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014
forgetard
When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.
In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009
Firetard
A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.
Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020
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