Floritard
1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
Floritard by Brazerican April 29, 2025
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