Floritard

1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.

I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?

by Brazerican April 29, 2025

Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

by asedwards December 21, 2006

flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.

Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.

by JJAngleton October 21, 2010

florita

florita is a beautiful and awesome woman she loves food and florita has the biggest ass she always gets the hot guys and is a hot goddess

fan look at that florita

by sumoo23 August 26, 2018

FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

Floptard

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018