by braxtakeflight December 30, 2023
Get the Forbey mug.A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.
"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
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by VMECK July 30, 2016
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Get the forberism mug.Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013
Get the forbes magazine mug.The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.
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by Walterism September 20, 2020
Get the forberism mug.A person that believes they have a superior knowledge level to those around concerning the point of the conversation, yet know nothing at all.
"Never invest in property, over the long run you'll lose money!"
"what are you talking about, you don't even pay rent, you still live at home with mommy, that's a fantastic forberism! You make me laugh!!"
"what are you talking about, you don't even pay rent, you still live at home with mommy, that's a fantastic forberism! You make me laugh!!"
by Hello2795 September 20, 2020
Get the forberism mug.A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.
by JTinAB April 15, 2009
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