forbe2

1. new improved edition of forbe1

2. a proud wearer of the iconic Aussie speedo, when he gets a new speedo, he remarks "Oh, goody!"

3. follower of the creed "if someone screws me, I screw back harder".

4. a kite surfer from Oz

5. a person who offers to bury the hatchet while holding the hatchet at one's throat

6. a self proclaimed hacking expert who does his work on dial up.

That effing forbe2 was so happy to get a new speedo he screamed "Oh, goody!" like a silly girl.

forbe2 by scru4b2 December 25, 2008

Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"

Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016

forberism 

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.

Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!

forberism by Adasku September 20, 2020

forbes magazine 

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

forbes magazine by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

forberism 

The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.

Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"

forberism by Walterism September 20, 2020

forberism 

A person that believes they have a superior knowledge level to those around concerning the point of the conversation, yet know nothing at all.

"Never invest in property, over the long run you'll lose money!"

"what are you talking about, you don't even pay rent, you still live at home with mommy, that's a fantastic forberism! You make me laugh!!"

forberism by Hello2795 September 20, 2020

Colin Forbes 

A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.

He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.

Colin Forbes by JTinAB April 15, 2009