Forad 

Combination of two words. Fo real and Radical.
Kinda like Chillax.

Yo that movie was fucking forad

Forad by Eileen Dover December 3, 2005

Ford E- series 

The Ford E-Series (also known as the Ford Econoline or Ford Club Wagon) is a range of full-size vans manufactured and marketed by the Ford Motor Company. Introduced for model year 1961 to current as the replacement for the Ford F-Series panel van, the E-Series line is currently in its fourth generation.

Now for the real definition

This vehicle has its many uses from
Plumber's Utility van,kidnapping(not that I condone that) , living in a van down by the river and homeless ,
Best colors for this vehicle are black,

Dark blue,light blue ,white ,dark red

,purple And the rarely seen brown .

Some don't windows and some do
It's just that these vehicles don't really draw much attention and have
They practicality and uses , they may

Be prone to breaking down.

Perfect vehicle to live in if you end up
Living out of a vehicle .

Also see the similar ford Transit

And stealth parking .

Ford E- series makes a great homeless on wheels transient wagon
Or kidnapping vehicle, one could also

Convert it into a utility van and stealth parking.

Ford E- series by Blu_leef November 2, 2022

Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

I plead the Ford 

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.

Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!

I plead the Ford by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013

Ford Muskrat 

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

Ford Muskrat by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Spring Ford 8 ball 

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

Spring Ford 8 ball by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022

Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

Ford the River by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012