An American mid-sized truck manufactured by Ford. It is supposedly going to be discontinued in 2011, although it was scheduled to be discontinued in 2009, a 2010 model was still released. The Ford Ranger is a great reliable truck, many of which have 200,000+ miles on the odometer and still run strong! These are great trucks and very popular. The reason for discontinuing the truck appears to be due to Ford's lack of attention. The Ranger has not gotten updated much since 1993. A few minor things since then. Apparently due to the success of the F150, Ford devotes alot of hours to improve the F150, and not the Ranger. With this being said foreign mid-sized trucks such as the Toyota Tacoma have been dominating the mid-sized truck industry. The Ranger was the best of the best back in it's day, but it's time has gone now. Rumor has it that the Ranger will be discontinued and the "F100" will be brought back in a few years. These statements have not been yet validated. All in all, the Ranger is a great truck for anyone who isn't looking for all the "bells & whistles"
Bob: I can't believe how many of them damn Ford Ranger's I see on the roads.
Jake: Yeah, thats because at one time they were the best truck around !
by MaRi0 March 12, 2010
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Small, economical truck made by Ford (1983-2011) that has unfortunately been discontinued. Mazda B series is a re-branded version of the same truck since companies pay a 25% tariff** on truck imports. Building a Mazda factory in the US was not economical for the volume they sold. Likely no longer made due Ford wanting to upsell consumers on a loaded F150 that's much more heavy and less economical than what a Ranger owner is looking for.

**(Bing Chicken Tax)
Ford Ranger like the Explorer and Probe seem more reliable than the rest of their cars. Must be cause Mazda was involved.

Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.

In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,
by Harley Earl January 4, 2012
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A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!
by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.
Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.
by Yeah nah yeah February 12, 2019
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A Ford Ranger is a utility vehicle manufactured by Ford.

A Ford Ranger is often used to carry a tray full of dildos for their owners. Before buying a Ford Ranger a purchaser must hold 50ml of semen in their mouth while test driving the vehicle.
Hey Harold, I got to test drive a Ford Ranger and I loved it!
by Spooky8080 February 13, 2019
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a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed
wow, after i told my mom i was gay she immediately bought me 69 ford rangers
by wetgirl444444 November 13, 2015
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An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.
Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks
by SP69 January 31, 2018
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