footballio 

people who are pretending not to be Townies but who actually are.
Stupid Townies

NOT Matt Fletcher (he's a Townie)

footballio by bob harris December 15, 2004

Footballio 

Is Actually Some one that doesn't go around saying that Footballio's are hiding themselves from being townies, Unlike people like hmmmm ... bob harris ( AKA ) Toby Wood!

And have a life, and dont make websites about me cus they think im a townie ... If you think im a townie so much why dont u make a website about me?

" O fuck you hav "

Toby " Hey Matt You Still Hidding Yourself from being a townie ?"

Footballio " Fuck You jackass, you about as hard as my granmars left nipple "

Footballio by Matt Fletcher December 15, 2004

Footballio 

Footballio is someone that plays football.
They are different from Townies, and are much more kewl.

I decided to make this new word and trend because people kept calling me a townie.


What to do to become a Footballio.

1.) Wear sporty clothes , I.E ... Nike, Le Coq Sportiff ( but don't wear it all gay like the townies.

2.) Strictly NO! carbrini or burbery, and nike shocks or Rock Ports.

3.) No putting football socks over ur trousers unless playing football.

4.) No hats at a 90 degrees on ur head, unless hair is spiked up nice at the front instead of flat.

5.)Prefer to wear astroterve trainers and other sporty trainers.

6.)Don't go round saying ' your moma '

7.) Don't start fights on people because they look at you, or cus they ask for directions.

8.) Don't refer to everything being cus you are black.

9.) like all differents type of music, including Blink 182!!!! ----> Usher.

10.) Does not go round saying "Ya mom" "Giz a fag G"

11.) Does not have 13yr old mom

12.) Does not shag there sister, or brother.

13.) Does not fuck dogs, or cats.

14.) Does not hang out behind toilets.

15.) Does not go up town looking for fights then wimping off cus my bro was there. :D


So follow these and you will become like me... anything to add,?? add it and help Us rebel from "Iz it cus im black townies"


PS: Make sure you have a hard brother to batter anyone that messes wit u.

Greb : "fuck off Matt, you Townie"
Footallio : "I'm not a townie, I'm a Footballio"
Greb : "Footballio??"
Footballio : "Yeah, so. just, just get out"
Greb : "Ahhhhhhhh mommy"

Footballio by Matt F!3TcH December 13, 2004

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.

When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!

footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.

Damn Joe, you are footballin!

Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012