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Footale

The lever attached to the toilet that you step on to flush the toilet.
I always use my foot on the footale to flush the public toilet never my hands.
by Lotus Blossom November 2, 2008
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fortaleza

Fortaleza is a city in Ceara, Brazil. with a population of over 3.4 million, we don't have winter AT ALL, it's always summer and the sun always shine in that city. and we have the best beaches ever, thank you.
Fortaleza is a beautiful city in Brazil, with beaches and summer all over the year.
by Cinthya Quagliato December 24, 2007
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footage

A piece of recent video or film.
'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'
by jchr October 30, 2013
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Footsle

Footsle is a way to show affection for your loved ones. It’s another form of sex but can not get someone pregnant. It works well for people who have a foot fetish.
Sembiyan: I want to have footsle with you!
Bob: Me too!
*Sembiyan shoves his foot in and out of bobs

mouth*
*Bob is having the time of his life because he has a foot fetish and having a foot inside his mouth is pleasurable for both Bob and Sembiyan*
by FootsleFan July 23, 2019
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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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Footalons

Sharp, unkept toe nails, capable of doing damage to an enemy during combat, as well as a significant other while laying in bed.
Ouch! You just stabbed me in the shin with one of your footalons.
by durwoodz March 22, 2011
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Footless Skank

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.
"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"
by Lollerskates2010 March 31, 2010
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