Footalons

Sharp, unkept toe nails, capable of doing damage to an enemy during combat, as well as a significant other while laying in bed.

Ouch! You just stabbed me in the shin with one of your footalons.

by durwoodz March 22, 2011

Filipino Footlong

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Footloose

Free to do as one pleases ; no attachments

Joey has always been a footloose person, always moving on and doing whatever he wants.

by xfalloutofgracex December 26, 2005

Five dollar footlong

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

Wagga Wagga Footlong

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.

I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019

footlong at subway

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016