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Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010
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foodophile 

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover
"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."
foodophile by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Frodophile 

A fan of Tolkien's "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Silmarillion", etc.
Ask Susan about Aragorn. She's a complet5e Frodophile!
Frodophile by pentozali June 10, 2007

fedophile 

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS
That woman is SUCH a fedophile
fedophile by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009

foodaphile 

One who takes advantage of others for their food.
stealing food off of someone's plate everday also known as a serial foodaphile.
foodaphile by Kenneth Andrews September 4, 2006