(n) 1. A person that really loves food, they often consider food a defining aspect of their personality. Sometimes used as hyperbole.
2. A person that literally feels sexual gratification by consuming or being in contact with food. Also, refers to the sector of the adult entertainment industry pertaining to such activities.
1. My parents were real foodophiles and taught me to appreciate food from an early age.
2. Can anyone recommend a good foodophile website that includes videos such as: feet and beans; feet and jelly, feet and Boston cream doughnuts; feet and over-ripe fruit; feet and canned corn beef; newlywed bride feet and wedding cake; butts and bbq sauce; whipped cream panty teaser; albinos having blue cool-aid fight, turns naughty; mature women eating prunes, dates, drinks Benefiber; etc.
Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"
Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."
College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)
Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.