foodophile 

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover

"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."

foodophile by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

foodophile 

(n) 1. A person that really loves food, they often consider food a defining aspect of their personality. Sometimes used as hyperbole.

2. A person that literally feels sexual gratification by consuming or being in contact with food. Also, refers to the sector of the adult entertainment industry pertaining to such activities.

1. My parents were real foodophiles and taught me to appreciate food from an early age.

2. Can anyone recommend a good foodophile website that includes videos such as: feet and beans; feet and jelly, feet and Boston cream doughnuts; feet and over-ripe fruit; feet and canned corn beef; newlywed bride feet and wedding cake; butts and bbq sauce; whipped cream panty teaser; albinos having blue cool-aid fight, turns naughty; mature women eating prunes, dates, drinks Benefiber; etc.

foodophile by RacismIsNotFunnyItIsHilarious July 15, 2011

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fredophile 

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

fredophile by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fontophile 

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

fontophile by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

flidophile by Kingguff January 14, 2015