foned 

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

foned by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

Foned 

when you are soo fuckin stoned you dont feel like talking alot so u combine words fuckin stoned = Foned

" Holy shit dude im soo foned" ( then normaly followed by extreme laughing or smoking another bowel)

Foned by Masson December 3, 2004

stuckin foned 

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

stuckin foned by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Fonding 

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love

Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.

The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!

fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

Fondue

What Steve Rogers believed to be sex

"How do I know you and Stark haven't been finding?"
---------------------------------------------------
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."

Fondue by CIL BARNETT May 15, 2016