Follic 

Short for follicly challenged

“Ayo Follic come over here wit yo balding ass”

Follic by Qwos June 19, 2022

follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head

Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

follicular trypophobia by GrootFan221 August 5, 2018

foldicus 

A colloquial alternative for the act of getting folded.

"It was quite unlunganax for young jimmy as he received the foldicus from the school bullies." - AS English Ambassador

foldicus by AS English Emissary June 16, 2022

5 o'clock follies 

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

follicly challenged 

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.

My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.

follicly challenged by glutagut January 13, 2008

Folliculaphilia 

A women who is only attracted to men with a mustache.

Sara can't get over her Folliculaphilia.

Folliculaphilia by ZeroOveride January 6, 2009

fallicious 

to be ultimately wrong, untrue, or unprovable in the most ultimate sense. Illogical. Related to, but not to be confused with fallacious.

Harry: I'm the coolest guy on campus.
Peter: That statement is FALLICIOUS!!!

fallicious by Iownthenotebookofsexyness@CTY January 13, 2009