FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.

The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.

by weave August 22, 2003

follicly challenged

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.

My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.

by glutagut January 13, 2008

Folically Challenged

The politically correct term for being bald.

You: Nice hat! Why are you wearing it?
Your Math teacher: *Lifts hat to show baldness*
You: Oh... youre bald.
Your math teacher: We prefer the term Folically Challenged, thank you very much. Now do your math homework!

by piapearl August 27, 2010

Folically challenged

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.

George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.

by cpetkunas March 30, 2024