Foetal

A simple play off of the word Fetal. Invented by a friend of mine on accident.

RI0S (5:06:52 PM): ery few songs manage to leave me shaking on the floor in foetal position but many of their creations have that particular effect.

by Garrodith September 18, 2003

foetal grand

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| February 20, 2011

go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.

by Leopolis October 2, 2010

Fetal

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

by Bubzy G January 27, 2017

Fetaling

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position

After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.

by Tinder Troll October 21, 2016

fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

by Gifted Child October 19, 2009