Flydophile 

The name for some one who is sexually turned on by flies.

"I've been diagnosed as a flydophile"
"I think my dad is a flydophile"
"if you are that turned on by a fly, you could hav flydophilia"

Flydophile by Penny Pingleton January 13, 2009

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

foodophile 

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover

"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."

foodophile by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

fredophile 

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

fredophile by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

flidophile by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Frodophile 

A fan of Tolkien's "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Silmarillion", etc.

Ask Susan about Aragorn. She's a complet5e Frodophile!

Frodophile by pentozali June 10, 2007