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Fredophile 

When someone from clearfork sends a weird discord method or whispers in a girls ear
AHH run its a fredophile

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

foodophile 

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover
"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."
foodophile by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

freshophile 

an older student, often a senior in high school or college who hits on all the freshman and tries to hook up with them
like Chuck Bass in the first season of Gossip Girl when he goes after Jenny.
That Chuck Bass is such a freshophile for going after Jenny and all the freshman girls!
freshophile by BrainyMay April 16, 2009

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)
Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly
flidophile by Kingguff January 14, 2015