Flurbergarst 

When one eats five servings of food at once.

Friend: Hey man I just flurbergarsted some pancakes!
You: Dude, don't do that, you'll choke!
Friend: It's ok, I can Flurbergarst almost ANY kind of food.
You: Oh, go ahead.

Flurbergarst by TheFlurbergarstMaker December 16, 2013

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

Flubbergast 

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.

Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.

Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008

flubbergasted

The feeling of utter bowled-over amazement that Professor Brainard's observers felt during the Prof's assorted performances and demonstrations using flubber.

Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.

flubbergasted by QuacksO September 15, 2018

flubbergasted

to appear overcome with astonishment as a result of one's stomach being so gassy that one's stomach looks unusually flubby

"dude are you ok? you look really surprised!"
"aw i'm fine... i just ate too many burritos last night and i'm flubbergasted"

flubbergasted by anonamity January 17, 2009

Flubbergast 

The act of large woman passing gas while sitting on a persons face.

I was chilling with Sarah last night and she sat on my face and flubbergasted me!

Flubbergast by The Flubber November 13, 2013