Flubbergast

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The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.

Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.

Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008

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Flubbergast

The act of large woman passing gas while sitting on a persons face.

I was chilling with Sarah last night and she sat on my face and flubbergasted me!

Flubbergast by The Flubber November 13, 2013

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Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 21, 2017

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Flabbergassy

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

Flabbergassy by Siena and Jordan May 12, 2022

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Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

Flabbergas by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

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Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

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flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

flabbergasm by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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