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fluncate 

The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.
It is usually necessary to fluncate prior to and after receiving felatio from Songtan Sally.
fluncate by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011

Fluctuate 

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.
The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.
Fluctuate by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

fluctuated 

Her grades fluctuated dramatically throughout the summer semester.
fluctuated by noit December 3, 2013
dania: im so high i cant funcuate my words
gabrielnrazo: funcuate hoe?
dania:yeah i cant speak
funcuate by daniasyurdaddy March 19, 2020

fluctuate 

To associate with. To affiliate yourselve with.
John fluctuates with Kyle because Kyle knows how to have a good time.
fluctuate by master neck August 30, 2010

Flunktuate 

Erin flunktuates in vocabulary every day.
Flunktuate by Pendna July 28, 2011