Flungella

When a man ejaculates on a blond girls ass and makes an asian girl lick it up while hitting her in the face with his penis.

It takes a special type of persuasion to pull off the flungella successfully.

by acebutterflyturd February 9, 2010

Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

flangela

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

by geeksalot January 1, 2010

flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.

"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)

by Andy April 28, 2004

funkellaccy

a person that appear like a ghost...like polthergaccy

you're such a funkellaccy you bastard ghost scare me!!!

by LLOCIU March 13, 2005